the federal government's new, unabridged medical dictionary

My best friend from Miami sent this to me in the mail. She's an artist. She sent it to me to make me laugh cause I'm studying for step 2 boards. It's absolutely hillarious.

Barium - what you do when a patient dies
Urine - The opposite of "you're out"
Cauterize - Made eye contact with her
Ova - Finished; done with
Sperm - To reject, look away from
Dilate - To live a long time
Enema - Opposite of a friend
Node - Was aware of
White Count - The number of caucasians
Hernia - Pertaining to a female's knee
Fibrillate - To tell a small lie
D&C - Where Washington is
Bunion - Paul's surname
Rectum - Dang near killed him
Paradox - Two doctors
Coronary - Domesticated Yellow Bird
Constipation - Endangered Feces
Penis - Someone who plays the piano
Humerus - To tell us what we want to hear
Intestine - Currently taking an exam
Outpatient - A person who has fainted
Genital - Non-jew
Sacrum - Holy
Pap Smear - To slander your father
Pelvis - The evil twin of Elvis
Seizure - Roman Emperor
Cat Scan - When the Secret Service looks for Socks